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&lt;p&gt;snap snap snap snap snap&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50753597916</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50753597916</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 16:15:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>theonewhosawitall:

whatifidontknowwhoiam:

I thought I could...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/67fb2977c617127434b52d256aad9560/tumblr_mm7mm9Fd5l1s35g1fo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/71d877a4b7a0858a9b13d3da646a339b/tumblr_mm7mm9Fd5l1s35g1fo3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f622190f639a97d8e67cb00cf30a6c9e/tumblr_mm7mm9Fd5l1s35g1fo9_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/48e731ec93d9d1702ef00a66f26b58d6/tumblr_mm7mm9Fd5l1s35g1fo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf95785127c164a6182ef370196b21af/tumblr_mm7mm9Fd5l1s35g1fo4_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cba76a34f140fb5d6ab9c37e613c3dbb/tumblr_mm7mm9Fd5l1s35g1fo5_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f552d1f64cc977a00f8f6c6653bd123/tumblr_mm7mm9Fd5l1s35g1fo6_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0ca0bb9ee8857e01c219ff28540ae15/tumblr_mm7mm9Fd5l1s35g1fo7_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e18f0f04eafbe38e47d03344984c5d77/tumblr_mm7mm9Fd5l1s35g1fo8_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7cb8aaebc993389eb0add03957703f54/tumblr_mm7mm9Fd5l1s35g1fo10_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theonewhosawitall.tumblr.com/post/50659582887/whatifidontknowwhoiam-i-thought-i-could-keep-on"&gt;theonewhosawitall&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatifidontknowwhoiam.tumblr.com/post/50657519996/i-thought-i-could-keep-on-without-reblogging-it"&gt;whatifidontknowwhoiam&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was wrong.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;they should just start to higher tumblr to make adverts for them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50753419805</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50753419805</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 16:13:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2cbaff242f31407f4f03d59769392fa6/tumblr_mmwtxlDy7X1qdsnv8o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cda527258803ca62a83cb3a63c47a378/tumblr_mmwtxlDy7X1qdsnv8o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50752938097</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50752938097</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 16:06:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you..."</title><description>“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Lemony Snicket (via &lt;a href="http://langleav.com/" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;langleav&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50752905376</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50752905376</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 16:06:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>floozys:

hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://floozys.tumblr.com/post/48067657547/hey-followers-is-everyone-feeling-okay-do-you"&gt;floozys&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50750138101</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50750138101</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 15:27:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Poppin pussies into pies. </title><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50746243401</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50746243401</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 14:32:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog 
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cristinaya.tumblr.com/post/48207390698/shine-bright-like-a-washed-nintendog"&gt;cristinaya&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Shine bright like a washed nintendog &lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/476630c3d0ea2cf58087792b36c82a0d/tumblr_inline_mlesjjNcVt1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50745434056</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50745434056</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 14:20:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lea-michele:

in australia we say dibber-dobber instead of tattletale this is probably the most...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lea-michele.tumblr.com/post/50687387936/in-australia-we-say-dibber-dobber-instead-of"&gt;lea-michele&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;in australia we say dibber-dobber instead of tattletale this is probably the most embarrassing thing about us as a country&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50727294062</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50727294062</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 09:46:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lolsofunny:

(lol here!)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a448f78fdc99bc973bd6b2bb1567a41e/tumblr_ml2bjx1cc21r7y03eo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wtfsofunny.info/post/50721782530/lol-here" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;lolsofunny&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://lolsofunny.tumblr.com/"&gt;lol here!&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50727174425</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50727174425</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 09:43:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sd52CRt6-DM?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://botoxheart.tumblr.com/post/50660088760/pleatedjeans-six-seconds-well-spent-it-was"&gt;botoxheart&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/50593532732/six-seconds-well-spent-best-vines-eric-dunn"&gt;pleatedjeans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Six seconds well spent.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It was. It was.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50727150491</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50727150491</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 09:43:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spookymormon.tumblr.com/post/50549391325"&gt;spookymormon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spookymormon.tumblr.com/post/50549054702"&gt;spookymormon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e9269e3fb08a0ce5c060fb425540ab19/tumblr_inline_mmveeyAeUI1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50726877162</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50726877162</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 09:38:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Got my running clothes on. Aaaaaannddd laid on the couch.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Got my running clothes on. Aaaaaannddd laid on the couch.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50726568312</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/50726568312</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 09:32:01 -0400</pubDate><category>run</category><category>lazy</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m855x2MMdq1qdv2s8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/49354674105</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/49354674105</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 08:23:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>

Today working as a medical secretary I had to call a patient to schedule a PET Scan.
When the...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Today working as a medical secretary I had to call a patient to schedule a PET Scan.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When the patient picked up and I had asked him his time preference he replied:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;HOLD ON, I HAVE TO PUT ON MY LEG!&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I just dont know anymore.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/47471526870</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/47471526870</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 14:53:00 -0400</pubDate><category>phone call</category><category>medical</category><category>leg</category><category>midday blogging</category></item><item><title>pokec0re:

mew
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m923waf88a1qj7ct2o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pokec0re.tumblr.com/post/46074665699/mew"&gt;pokec0re&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;mew&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/46263425161</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/46263425161</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 13:54:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8bx37Tt6b1rs1ef6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/45759379715</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/45759379715</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 11:47:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fucked-up-sketches:

jupitereyed:

toxicrants:

vondell-swain:

l...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90b1b6d251bce63eefb98e6040392778/tumblr_mjtyf2tIB11qjxb8to1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fucked-up-sketches.tumblr.com/post/45680450629/jupitereyed-toxicrants-vondell-swain"&gt;fucked-up-sketches&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jupitereyed.tumblr.com/post/45644073651/toxicrants-vondell-swain-liquidie"&gt;jupitereyed&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://toxicrants.tumblr.com/post/45640130701/vondell-swain-liquidie-cosrnos"&gt;toxicrants&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vondell-swain.tumblr.com/post/45639648889/liquidie-cosrnos-familyfriendlyurl"&gt;vondell-swain&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://liquidie.tumblr.com/post/45637844669/cosrnos-familyfriendlyurl"&gt;liquidie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cosrnos.tumblr.com/post/45637662836/familyfriendlyurl-legally-bitchtastic"&gt;cosrnos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://familyfriendlyurl.tumblr.com/post/45637437618/legally-bitchtastic-justyouraveragelfr"&gt;familyfriendlyurl&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://legally-bitchtastic.tumblr.com/post/45635773152/justyouraveragelfr-despicable-a-sixteen"&gt;legally-bitchtastic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justyouraveragelfr.tumblr.com/post/45632663039/despicable"&gt;justyouraveragelfr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Despicable. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;A sixteen year old’s life has been ruined. But it’s not Mays or Richmond.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;HOW IS I DIFFICULT TO WATCH AS PEOPLE WHO RAPED A GIRL GET IN TROUBLE FO R IT HOLY FUVCKING SHIT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;are you fucking kidding me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;‘a 16 year old, sobbing in court’ wow i almost thought you had some fucking sympathy for a goddamn RAPE VICTIM&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;im exploding on the inside of my head&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is motherfucking rape culture. When two rapists get more sympathy than their victim despite both of them being sick little fucks who videoed the rape, put it online and urinated on their victim. Like hell would I be saying anything pleasant about those boys. If that were my son, I wouldn’t even be able to say anything pleasant about them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A professor pointed this out in a class a few years ago. Upon him asking the men of the class what they would do if they had a family member or good friend who had been raped, many (but not all) of them said that they would be out there trying to find the mother f****er to kill or beat the crap out of them. He then asked, “So, what about the victim; your first instinct isn’t to be there for them? You don’t take them to the hospital or call the police?” We all sat there in a stunned silence.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wait a second….the entire town is trying to cover up a BRUTAL gang rape because it would get in the way of FOOTBALL?!?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/45687485324</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/45687485324</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 14:56:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5u8bgu0h91qbz3gbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/45687320060</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/45687320060</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 14:54:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney</title><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/45687239423</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/45687239423</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 14:53:02 -0400</pubDate><category>nemo</category><category>fish</category><category>pixar</category></item><item><title>Anyone who reblogs this post by March 23rd will have their url written on some paper and placed somewhere in New York City.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ggivemetherapyy.tumblr.com/post/45593801590/anyone-who-reblogs-this-post-by-march-23rd-will-have"&gt;ggivemetherapyy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I promise every single one of you. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;I’m serious&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/40c18b17c1d4549b80917557b3591ded/tumblr_inline_mjtdf1Gtqd1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/45649325157</link><guid>http://epiglottis.tumblr.com/post/45649325157</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2013 23:50:22 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
